Well, the results are in. I just got a call from Dr. Thompson himself. It's never good when you get a call directly from the doctor. It turns out not to be cancer, but rather tattoo ink. That's right, tattoo ink has migrated into the lymph node on both sides (from the tattoos on both sides) and their fighting it like an infection. This, says Dr. T, is not a big deal and certainly nothing to worry about.
How weird, tattoo ink...
How weird, tattoo ink...